“It’s St. Patty’s Day, Let’s Just Have Sex” – J Long’s Rowdy Toast to Love, Lust & Lager
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🍻 Raise a Pint... and an Eyebrow: J Long’s St. Patrick’s Day Anthem Pulls No Punches
If you’ve ever thought your St. Patrick’s Day playlist needed more laughter, more whiskey, and a lot more mischief, then buckle up. “It’s St. Patty’s Day, Let’s Just Have Sex” by J Long is here to spice up your celebration with boozy brilliance and cheeky charm.
This isn't your grandma's Irish jig. It’s a rowdy, pub-rock-meets-party-rap anthem laced with Guinness, Bailey’s, stew, clover-filled come-ons, and one very clear message: let’s toast, then let’s tumble.
🎶 The Vibe: Barroom Pop Meets Bedroom Rock
With a driving beat, pub-singalong hook, and lyrics made for pint-sloshing chants, J Long takes a lighthearted approach to St. Patty’s lustful legacy. Imagine the humor of Lonely Island, the energy of Dropkick Murphys, and the fearless swagger of Kid Rock—all with an Irish twist.
Whether you're:
- 🍀 Dancing on the bar
- 🍀 Making bad decisions in green
- 🍀 Or just need a laugh this March 17th
...this track brings the funny, frisky, and festive in equal measure.
📝 Lyrical Theme: Whiskey, Romance, and Irish Shenanigans
This song captures:
- 🥃 The spirit of classic Irish revelry
- 💋 An unapologetic pursuit of St. Patty’s passion
- 😂 Humor wrapped in green satin sheets
"The stew’s on the fire, the bread’s in the pot / But what we’re both hungry for’s something hot…”
It’s the kind of lyric that has you spitting out your green beer in laughter — and maybe sending a cheeky text while you’re at it.
🍀 For Fans Of:
- The Lonely Island
- Wheeler Walker Jr.
- Dropkick Murphys
- LMFAO
- Adam Sandler’s party songs
- Any playlist labeled “Shamrock Shenanigans”
💬 Why This Song Matters (Besides Being Hilarious)
In a world of polished pop and safe radio edits, J Long is bringing back the unfiltered fun of music that’s made to entertain, not impress. "It's St. Patty's Day, Let's Just Have Sex" is a call to live in the moment, laugh without filter, and celebrate with zero regrets — the true Irish way.
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🎼 Lyrics: “It’s St. Patty’s Day, Let’s Just Have Sex” by J Long
We've got Jameson shots and Bailey's to share
A pint of Guinness, we haven't got a care
The soda bread's warm, the stew is thick
But love's on the menu, so let's make it quick
Oh, raise your glass, To Dublin's best
It's Saint Patty's Day, So let's Just have sex
We'll roll in the clover, no time to rest
It's Saint Patty's Day, So let's Just have sex
The Bushmills is burnin, the Bailey's is sweet
We'll meet in the corner, where passions do meet
With Smithwick's and Guinness on tap, and clovers in bloom
The luck of the Irish leads straight to my room
Oh, raise your glass, To Dublin's best
It's Saint Patty's Day, So let's Just have sex
With kisses as sweet as the Guinness fresh
It's Saint Patty's Day, So let's Just have sex
The stew's on the fire, the bread's in the pot
But what we're both hungry for's something hot
With shamrocks and smiles, we're feeling so bold
Tonight we're the treasure, more precious than gold
Oh, raise your glass, To Dublin's best
It's Saint Patty's Day, So let's Just have sex
With Jameson bold and Tullamore best
It's Saint Patty's Day, So let's Just have sex
(Let's Have Sex!)
(Let's Have Sex!)
(Let's Have Sex!)